Big Bad Hoo Do Daddy

TMI Tuesday wants to play a game… It’s called Hoo Do (“Who Do”) and I’m going to have loads of fun filling these in.

Game on. I apologize if I’ve offended someone by not including them or including them. I promise, I’d love to play naked twister with the lot of ya!

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Who or Who(m) do you want to:

1. Play naked twister with?

Oh, that’s got to be Annie Player. She’s brilliant at (nearly) naked twister, and I’d love to engage in a game with her.

Just realized how pervy that sounded..

2. Love?

I already love so many people, for so many different reasons! But somebody I want to love… I want to love a guy with humor, intelligence, nice eyes and a cracking bum. And I want him to love me back. I just don’t know who “him” is yet!

3. Excites you beyond belief?

Who excites me beyond belief… I get really really incredibly disgustingly excited about Tim Minchin. I don’t know why, other than that he’s just… Tim Minchin. I mean, look at him!

4. Enjoy ass play with?

Yummy and YSL and Jack and Jill. Just one massive five-some would be awesome.

5. Shower with?

Don’t tell her I said it, but I have a very secret desire to shower with Ms Blacksilk, of Blacksilk’s Boudoir. I hope she isn’t offended now!

6. Undress?

Oh, I curse him so much, but I want to undress Jason Statham, just so I can fondle and touch his perfect everything. Then I’d dress him and do it all over again. Did I mention I’d kidnap him and keep him as a live dress-up doll? Psycho? Me? Nah.

7. Rim?

Benedict Cumberbatch. Because you just know he’s into that. Filthy beast.

8. Elope with?

I want to elope with everybody I love! And I really really want to elope with Dylan Ryan, because she’s jam hot.

Bonus: Who do you want to wake up in the arms of? Why?

I want to wake up in the arms of a guy that would protect me, cherish me and love me for who I am. Alternatively, Michael Fassbender And His Amazing Peen of Awesomeness.

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9 thoughts on “Big Bad Hoo Do Daddy

  1. Excellent answers, as always. We were wondering to which question the Minch would be the answer. (I incorrectly guessed “all of them”.) We especially enjoyed your answer to #4, naturally.

    Ian – you flatter me, almost as much as Jilly does. :)

  2. Wouldnt that be awesome! Us 5? Omg what a blog worthy night that would be.

    Love your answers, if you need any help with Jason Statham, all I’m saying is I’m there for you, that’s what friends are for.

  3. Pingback: TMI Tuesday – Hoo Doo « Blacksilk's Boudoir

  4. “Don’t tell her I said it, but I have a very secret desire to shower with Ms Blacksilk, of Blacksilk’s Boudoir. I hope she isn’t offended now!”

    Offended? Certainly not! Thrilled, yes. Pleased, yes. Aroused, definitely! I’d love to have you in my shower sometime, dear lady. I’m sure you’re a treat! ;)

    P.S. Since we’re both clearly awful at secrets, my TMI post this week might interest you… ;)

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