From Brussels With Love

Things seen in and around the capital of Belgium on my shopping trip:

  • Incredible buildings, with loads of glass windows.
  • Our country’s biggest television station.
  • Loads of clothing stores with things that wouldn’t fit me even if I was a size zero.
  • People.
  • WAAAAAY too much people.
  • Two different panflutists trying to flog their music cd’s. (If you want to fall asleep in the middle of one of the busiest shopping meccas in Belgium- keep listening to that guy’s music on a loop)
  • Beautiful clothes that actually fit me.
  • A man scratching his bollocks in a shopping centre.
  • A nature documentary.
  • Three or four sexshops in a row.
  • A dong dildo the size of.. oh, roughly from the tip of my toes to my knee.
  • Scary male sexshop owner (to be honest, he did look like he had the good porn, so I may have to force myself to go back in there again…)
  • MOAR VIBRATORZ (of which I bought one, a basic G-spotter, which was low budget, but looked quite reliable. It’s a Doc Johnson Harmony one, I think)
  • An absolutely lovely shop assistent, who was eager to help me answer my questions I had about the vibrator.
  • A Lelo GiGi, which- waaaaaaaaant
  • Pirates 2, which – waaaaaaaaant
  • Petra Joy’s Feeling it, Not Faking It, which- gooooooooot
  • Tramps.
  • Four or five of the exact same Belgian waffle stands.

All in all, I had a pretty good day. I was quite knackered afterwards, so I slept for the rest of the day.

Here’s Brussels for you. It’s kinda awesome.

By the way, this is the first time I didn’t take a vibrator upstairs with me to test drive after I bought it. You wouldn’t be in a mood to test a sex toy after shopping on the Rue Neuve.

Oh, and I bought a jumpsuit. Which was nice.

 

 

 

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