Last night, I was without dvds again, so I delved into my Flying Circus box and picked out series 2, for some Silly Walking fun times. Unfortunately, my fantasies wanted a piece of the action.

“Talk dirty to me, Jase.”

“Dirty? Ok, bin liner, trash can, trash collection Mondays,…”

“You fucker, you know what I mean!”

“Alright. Fuck, you look gorgeous. I’m gonna make you so very, very wet…”

That’s how my imagination works. It just reverts to Elin/Jase sexing. And why shouldn’t it? I’m very proud of those characters, and they have a shit-hot sex life, so, why not?

So, I just started to rub myself. It was quite brilliant at first. But I knew I needed something more. I had no idea what though. Until I remembered Curvaceous Dee’s post about AA Milne and labia torture. I knew what I had to do (but it did not involve AA Milne, mind).

I started pinching my labia, whilst rubbing myself. And I never expected what happened next. I could feel myself getting wetter and wetter, flooding almost. I had a cheeky laugh to myself. Me, the most squeamish person in the world, reacting to labia torture like THIS?

In the end, it was one of the most rewarding wanks I had in a while. I came for what seemed like an hour, but was quite possibly only two minutes.

After which, I went about my merry business, laughing at the ineptness of The Spanish Inquisition.

The mix of pain and pleasure was surprisingly satisfactory. Not that I would let a potential partner do it, but it was good.

Really good.

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  1. Yummy

     /  October 19, 2011

    That got me hot 🙂 I may have to try myself

  2. Curvaceous Dee

     /  October 19, 2011


    I really love having my OUTER labia pinched and pulled and twisted and teased – I do it to myself when I wank (and am seriously considering getting labia piercings, as then I’ll have something to tug). But the INNER labia? Well, now I know that it fucking hurts! But, you know, makes me come like a demon when a certain someone finally lets go …

    I’m delighted that my experiences led to a Spanish Inquision of you own, though 🙂

    xx Dee

    • Thank you!

      It was my outer labia, because my inner ones don’t really stick out a lot. And it was supremely good!

      I saw your video too! One, thank you for making it because it was hot, and two, thank you for redirecting me to Queer TV Porn!


      • Curvaceous Dee

         /  October 19, 2011

        My inner labia are very shy and retiring as well – I could never hold onto them (or want to hold onto them as, well, firmly as Hylas does!). But my outer ones are right out there just asking to be played with 🙂

        I’m really delighted you liked the video – and hooray for QPT. They are an awesome site, and I’m having a blast making stuff and putting it on there. They definitely deserve more participants and viewers.

        xx Dee

      • I’ve only seen my pussy in full once before, so I don’t remember what they look like. I’m starting to think I don’t have inner labia.

        Hylas was something fierce to behold! And your accent is adorable (and you’re also quite sexy). You’re a Kiwi lass right?

        I’m going to have a little looksie on QPT once mum is upstairs, see if anything tickles my fancy. I’ve developed quite an interest in Queer porn!


      • Curvaceous Dee

         /  October 19, 2011

        I’m having a moment of perplexity here. You’ve only seen your pussy in full once before? That’s what cameras are for! (She says, editing photographs of her cunt. *cough*)

        Hylas, for a very good pet 99% of the time, can be a sadistic bastard when let off the leash. He’s a very good service top. Dammit! Luckily I totally love it (and Tethys, my owner – who is in Melbourne – totally encourages it).

        Yes, I am Kiwi, living in Auckland, New Zealand. I love it here 🙂

        xx Dee

      • No problem, be perplexed 🙂 Yes! I once took my mirror off the wall and set it up between my legs (which was a bitch to do really) and masturbated in front of it. Fascinating, really! I’m not really sure I feel ready to take a pic of my cunt…

        I’m very happy you have a who’s who up on your blog, because your lovelife is so glorious, it confuses me a bit! Hylas does seem a tad sadistic, but I bet he’s a nice one. I love the myth-inspired names for your lovers! I’m a Greek myth h0r!

        That is wicked! Some day, I’m totally going there. You know, when I’ve won the lottery. Twice.

      • Curvaceous Dee

         /  October 19, 2011

        Greek myth is awesome. One of the great things about having a new lover is trying to find the right name from Greek myth for them 🙂

        And yes, visit New Zealand!

        xx Dee

      • I’d name myself Selene, goddess of the moon. For no reason, except that I like the name.

        I will! But I has no moneys!


  3. The things a bloke can learn from reading blogs 🙂


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