The Wank Routine

I have to confess something that most readers might know already. My wanking habits are very much planned. I know the things I need to do to get a satisfying orgasm.

This mostly happens late at night. Maybe even early in the morning. I will take my vibrator and rub my clit with it. When sufficiently wet, I will insert the vibrator, thrust it a couple of times in a vain attempt to stimulate my g-spot and then I will leave it there, whilst frigging my clit.

Orgasm happens.

And that’s exactly what happens. It just is. Nothing special.

It’s when I break the routine that the good stuff happens.

Not just happens.

Explodes. Rips through me. Hits me not just in my cunt, but everywhere.

Camming makes that happen. The Poet’s words make that happen. Fantasizing about a threeway with Jack and Jill (my friends, not the fictional characters) will effectively make that happen many times over. The right kind of porn, with the right people makes that happen.

God, there have been times where just a single word would make me so fucking wet. And no, unfortunately that word is not Schadenfreude (although if you want to make my mind orgasm, repeat that on a loop and you’ll have instant effect).

Words can be powerful. “Let me see your pussy” got me soaking.

And do you know what? There is no compliment that speaks to my budding sluthood more than “I want to be your Sasha Grey vibrator”. (Which was said by Jack.)

So rest assured that if I choose to get myself off tonight, I will be repeating just those words in my head on a loop.

And it will be fucking awesome. Fuck the routine.

Previous Post
Leave a comment

2 Comments

  1. If you choose? IF? What is this “if” word you use? 🙂

    Thank you for clarifying that you were talking about us. We were worried that you were no longer interested in us, and instead had decided to fetch a pail of water from atop a hill.

    Also, this post is ridiculously hot. It would be hot even if you weren’t fantasizing about us. It is exciting to think of your budding sluthood, your sexual agency, and your growing confidence in yourself. To us, these things are sexy.

    Reply
  1. Stocking Filler « Lady Laid Bare

Whisper to me

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: