Have Penis, Will Travel TMI

Alright, time for the first of your double weekly dose of memes. And this week, TMI Tuesday.. well, it’s about the penis. I have much love for the penis, and I’m quite excited for this meme. The picture below alone is brilliant. Alright, on with the penis…. I mean meme.

 

All about the wedding tackle, twig & berries, pole, fire hose, skin flute, dipstick, meat thermometer or what we all know as the penis.

1. What’s more important – length or width? Why?

Neither. It’s what he can do with it that matters. I firmly believe in this. However, I can not help that my hormones rage at the sight of a lengthy, juicy, throbbing…..

I’m sorry, I haven’t the discipline to continue answering this question. I do apologize.

2. Ever encountered one that was too big for you to handle?

Yeah, I don’t know if you know this, but I’ve never actually seen a cock up close.

Except for my mate Ben’s cock. But that was there by accident.

3. Best place to put a penis?

Ehm… I don’t know how to answer that. It’s not that I don’t want to, it’s just that it sounds like you want me to seperate the penis from the man and put it up as decoration.

In that case, the answer would be my trophy cabinet. 😀

4. If you had a penis for a day, what would you do with it?

I would take endless pictures of my erect penis, then wank for hours, just to see if it’s easier for men. I’d be fascinated!

Penis Envy: Largest penis in the animal kingdom is 11 feet (blue whale)

I really really really don’t envy that. And I think most people who actually have a penis will not either. Except that bloke I saw on the telly who wants to have the thickest cock in the world.

5. You’re a penis, which love canal (that’s a vagina) would you most like to visit:
a. short and shallow
b. fall into the gap, gliding smoothly along the slick walls
c. tight suction lip-lock
d. none, I prefer the back door thank you

A nice slick one… Fuck it, ANY vagina.

Bonus: What is the perfect name for your penis or a penis you use often?

The Satyr. I have no idea why, or who’s penis I’m imagining this to be an apt name for. I just like satyrs.

World Penis Size Map: Where would you like to visit? click

Australia. Seems decent.

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8 Comments

  1. My belly-laugh for the morning has now been had. Soooooo funny, Jilly. Thank you xxx

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  2. Considering that you were worried about how to answer some of these, your answers are all excellent and run the gamut from thoughtful to hilarious. Especially the one about putting someone’s penis up as decoration.

    You mention someone who aspires to have the thickest cock in the world. While browsing porn online I once saw a guy who’d obviously had some sort of surgery that went horribly wrong. As a result his cock looked like one of those two-liter Coke bottles of which you’re so fond. I hate to use a loaded term to describe him, but it was so freakish that I was only able to jerk off to it three times before I had to close the browser window.

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  3. Yummy

     /  January 9, 2012

    Happy 600rh post!

    You crack me up! Loving the comedy answers… Off to amend mine, do you think anyone would believe me if I said I hadn’t seen one up close?

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  4. Fun read!

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  5. you had me at “Trophy Cabinet”!!!!

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  6. Any vagina- YES!! 🙂

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  7. For a virgin, you have some winning answers, hun!! 😀

    ~Kazi xxx

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  8. Penis naming tops the list with Satyr, and yes I like the trophy cabinet answer. I didn’t even think of decoration. lol

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