So, by now you must have all heard of the ongoing saga of Fireman Sam, right? No, he’s not my squeeze. If you squeeze him, he’ll blow up….
It started a few months ago, when Molly of Molly’s Daily Kiss won the Halloween contest on Erotic Meet. Her prize? A blow-up fireman love doll with a twelve inch…. hose. Molly, ever the sport, took him out on a date that turned out to be a bit of a dud. So, she decided to send him off on a world trip. First stop was Ms Blacksilk, who treated him to a date with a very menacing-looking Wartenberg pinwheel. And second in line?
I got custody of him at the last Meet I attended. Things got off to a smashing start when I momentarily lost sight of him. Then, I dragged him down Shaftesbury Avenue, trying to find a willing taxi and/or rickshaw to bring us home. The next month was mainly spent staring at him, trying to hide him from visitors and generally being a bit embarrassed about the size of his… hose.
Then, my camera got stolen. Bugger. But never fear. For I have a second camera! And it managed to capture some… choice moments in the daily life at Boyd Mansion.
It turns out that Fireman Sam is quite a dab hand at the daily domesticities. Observe.