A Brief Pause

Right.

For those of you who don’t know it, May is National Masturbation Month!

I know a lot of people who will be celebrating. Mainly by just… continuing to wank regularly.

As one does.

Now, I’ve done a lot of thinking about this.

How to celebrate a month of masturbation?

New toy?

New barrier broken?

Limit tested?

Nah. I’ve decided to pull a fast one on ya.

Because I’m not going to wank.

(or at least try not to)

for the whole month.

Call it a brief pause from frigging.

The truth is that (and this is something I realized mid-Maus-crisis last night) I’m not getting the release I crave from my orgasms.

I mean, with all this talk about it being relaxing and a tension release, I’ve been treating it as just that.

And not as… well… just… a fucking amazing, oh my goodness me, brainsplosion, short-circuit, aaaaaaargghhhYESYESYES orgasm.

As something fun.

Not as something I have to have to get a good night’s sleep.

So, I’m going to just try and not do it. Find other ways to relax.

I’m pretty sure of two things.

One: I’m a nutter for doing this. 

Two: I need the perspective. I need other types of release.

So, there you have it. No wanky wank. 

Huzzah? Or AAAAAAAAARGH?

We’ll see.

Happy Jilly’s Rebelling Against Masturbation Month (Slightly)!

 ~

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6 Comments

  1. Good luck! I’m giving up something I’ve been using to relax which isn’t the best choice, so I know what you mean…but not giving up masturbating at the same time! Yikes. Hope you’ll keep everyone posted if you find some new ways to relax…pet a kitty? suck a stick candy? Oh wait…nevermind. 😉

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    • Well, good luck to you too!

      Sleeping helps. Plus, I’m not really in that masturbatory mindset right now.

      Innuendo. I like. 😉

      Reply
  2. Theo Black

     /  May 3, 2012

    I think fasting is good for you. I think I have to eat, so I deliberately go a day without eating once or twice a year, and I’m okay. I want to try a day or a week without any electronics — not sure I can do it — but of course I could; 99% of all humans never saw a laptop or a big-screen tv, and some of them were actually happy. And I once went years without sex, and I was just fine when I came back to it. So good luck — see what you learn about yourself.

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  3. You’re more brave than I! Good luck on your mission!

    Reply

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