For those of you who don’t know it, May is National Masturbation Month!
I know a lot of people who will be celebrating. Mainly by just… continuing to wank regularly.
As one does.
Now, I’ve done a lot of thinking about this.
How to celebrate a month of masturbation?
New barrier broken?
Nah. I’ve decided to pull a fast one on ya.
Because I’m not going to wank.
(or at least try not to)
for the whole month.
Call it a brief pause from frigging.
The truth is that (and this is something I realized mid-Maus-crisis last night) I’m not getting the release I crave from my orgasms.
I mean, with all this talk about it being relaxing and a tension release, I’ve been treating it as just that.
And not as… well… just… a fucking amazing, oh my goodness me, brainsplosion, short-circuit, aaaaaaargghhhYESYESYES orgasm.
As something fun.
Not as something I have to have to get a good night’s sleep.
So, I’m going to just try and not do it. Find other ways to relax.
I’m pretty sure of two things.
One: I’m a nutter for doing this.
Two: I need the perspective. I need other types of release.
So, there you have it. No wanky wank.
Huzzah? Or AAAAAAAAARGH?
Happy Jilly’s Rebelling Against Masturbation Month (Slightly)!