Imaginary Fiver

Yes, we are back to doing this again. Sunday Stealing. The Imaginary Meme. Week Five. I don’t have to explain this, right?

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81. What’s your favorite action movie?
Shaun of the Dead, which I literally just saw this afternoon. It’s a comedy, it’s smart, and it’s SCARY AS FECK. Also, for fun, try leaving your front door open while watching it. In the event that your spouse/father/anyone you know comes in, proceed to freak the fuck out/have a silent heart attack. It’s FUN.
82. Have (or are) you ever been involved someone much older than you?
Aha! I’ve never had a boy/girlfriend before! Consider yourself trounced!
83. Do you believe in lust at first sight?
Two words: Michael. Fassbender.
84. Favorite type of venomous snake?
What. That’s like asking someone their favorite type of sexually transmitted infection!
85. Do you drink alcohol?
Nope.
86. If you wanted to talk to someone who’d lift your spirits, who’d you call?
ILB. He’s such a happy spirit, he manages to cheer me right up.
87. What do you wear to feel sexy?
Stockings. It’s my most fantastic discovery of this year so far. And they make a trip to the shops much, much more fun.
88. Do you like to learn?
Yes. I like to eat knowledge for breakfast. OOOOOOMMNOMNOMNOM KNOWLEDGE.
(No, really, I love learning.)
89. Have you ever been hit on by someone who really overestimated their attractiveness?
All the people who have put the moves on me have been surprisingly sexy so far.
90. Where did you last go on vacation?
The Maladives. It was pissing rain though. Too many people at Mickey D’s and my legs hurt from sitting on a bus for eight hours.
The Maladives part is a lie. I went to London. The rest is all very very true.
91. Dallas (as in J.R. & Bobby) returns this week. What film or TV series would you loved to be resurrected?
Leave old films and telly shows the fuck alone! I don’t want it to come as far as them resurrecting The A-Team or MASH five years from now! They were good on the first go! LEAVE B.A ALONE!
92. Explain your karma beliefs.
I believe that karma bites. But also not. Karma is Schrödinger’s Cat.
93. When do you think that you have a hard life?
I don’t exactly have the hardest life, but when my dad’s walking around, confused, and my mum’s not able to stand up, and I’m suffering from a headache… yeah, still don’t have the hardest life though.
94. Favorite comic strip?
This awesome LBGT comic called Spandex. Mike Stryker introduced me to it, and I am absolutely in love with it. Although I heard it’s already ending…
95. Have you ever broken a heart?
I’m sure I have. Next question?
96. Should pot be legalized?
Can I plead out of this one?
97. Have you ever gone skinny dipping with someone that you shouldn’t have?
NEVER IN MY LIFE have I even considered skinny dipping.
98. What do you do when you’re down?
I go up again?
99. Last time you were really angry?
I’m angry every single day of my life.
100. What is your favorite flavor in general?
In general? Strawberry. In specific? Strawberry.
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10 Comments

  1. bill zee

     /  June 16, 2012

    I do enjoy these…love the insights…that you see..into your self..
    After a few posts ago i think I could have answered the last one…:))

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  2. Love your answers and happy to find your blog

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  3. Yay, I’m a happy soul!

    Apparently.

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  4. I like your blog and glad I found it. Will be back often now.

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  5. same thought on question #84 hehehe! just love your funny answers! 🙂

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  6. Shaun of the Dead! We love Shaun of the Dead! Years ago, while watching a different zombie movie at my apartment, my roommate walked in and scared the hell out of me.

    We also thought that #84 was a strange question. I don’t usually have favorites of things that can kill me.

    New to stockings, eh? You’re suddenly somehow sexier than you were to us last year.

    I hope that we are counted amongst the surprisingly sexy people who’ve hit on Jilly as mentioned in #89.

    After reading your answer to #91 I have the vision in my head of you, in a YouTube video, crying for people to leave B.A. alone, a la Chris Crocker. Also I am deeply ashamed that I know that guy’s name.

    You’ve never even considered skinny dipping with us? 😦

    -Jack

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    • Rule of thumb: never watch zombie movies on a rainy day, when people can come in to your house.

      It is a puzzler. Plus, I have no clue about snakes.

      Oh yes, new to sexy netherthings in general! But I apparently do look good in stockings….

      YES! Of course! You two are META SEXY.

      Yes, I do confess, I felt slightly Crocker-ish after that. Fun fact, he’s now a gay porn star! Seriously!

      Well, now I do! 😀

      xxx

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