Playing TMI Tuesday a bit earlier than usual (but also not). This week, we change it up a bit. TMI provides the answers, and your favorite Barenaked Lady provides the questions. Now watch as I tame this sucker into submission.
1. Answer: My butt.
What do I like to get spanked on occasion?
2. Answer: stiletto black leather pumps
What is something I would love to own, but can`t even walk in because I look like a drunk hobo when I do?
3. Answer: hard and stiff
Describe the thing I keep thinking about, without using the actual word.
4. Answer: “By George I think he’s got it!”
What is an expression that hasn`t been used in anything in the past fifty years, apart from episodes of Poirot?
5. Answer: socks
What is that thing I obviously need more of, but don`t even have proper shoes to wear with?
6. Answer: hole in the wall
Name a sub-par BBC game show hosted by that bloke off Strictly Come Dancing who is not Bruce Forsyth, but kinda looks like his son.
Bonus: I hid them there so you wouldn’t find them.
Why did I steal the precious jade monkeys and hid them in the boiler room of the hotel in Shanghai?