It`s been a long time, but I figured that today I will entertain you with some of the gems I`ve been getting as search terms lately. You know the thing. In your stats, you can see the kinds of search terms people have been using to find your site (or anything on the internet that might have been vaguely mentioned on your site, once, when drunk).
These terms are often ridiculously funny. Often ridiculously scary. Even more often a healthy balance of the two.
So, let me regale you with the best of the last month. With additional running comment from yours truly, because is is my wont.
“oh my god she is”
… Yes? Do continue. I`d love to know what she is.
bare nude body pictures/photos of mom teaches sex to her son
Ehm… try another site?
how to haveio an orgasam during masturbation
Keep going until you feel slightly off-kilter. Also, what`s an orgasam?
a trip to my clitors
Now booking trips! Get your tickets to the exotic and sunny destination of the year! Also, it`s CLITORIS. Not clithorse.
“cooper beckett” egotist
Coop, I think someone`s out to get you.
boy sees mom pussy tumblr -gay
Again, do try another site.
dirty creepy crawly beastiality sex stories
And this is how people find me.
son spreads cum all over her georgeous body
I`m getting a lot of hits for sons doing something to people…. Must be that kind of month. Also, stop hurting my inner grammar-Nazi!
does reading bare to you make you horny?
Can`t say I`ve tried it.
sex only for adults ledi end jents
hoem maed gill wanking her sejf off
a horny man´s wild idea series vol 1, if you could stop their movement, what would you do – video scene 3
It`s time for a game of specifics!
hairiest ever fannies
I do not want to see what the results are. And yet, I do.
sexy child girl sperm spit freckles
my cunt is wet in the delegation
A whole delegation of wet cunts. Just muse on that idea if you will.
join rabbits fuck pixies
My new life motto, here.
I think that`s a good one to wrap up on. So, if you`ve got any stories of weird search terms, please don`t hesitate to leave them in the comments or start a post of your own!
And yes, this counts as a proper post for today.