This TMI Tuesday, we’re playing Blankety Blank. Which… didn’t we do this last year?
Anyway. It’s sexy Blankety Blank. So, a bit more adult than this.
Let’s blankety those blanks, shall we?
1. If my sex life were a film, it would be rated _____ .
I think I’ll go for a healthy 18 rating. It’s steamy, with lots of nudity and dirty words.
2. I got a body for ____ and a face for ____ .
I’ve got a body for zombie hunting and a face for questioning your motives with my Martin Freeman-like facial expressions towards a camera that isn’t there.
3. It’s extremely sexy when a guy/girl ____ .
It’s extremely sexy when a guy slips his cock inside you during sex, keeping eye contact with you as he does so.
4. Doing _____ naked makes me _____ .
Doing stretches naked makes me incredibly uncomfortable at first, but after a while, I start to enjoy it. And then I freak out and put clothes on.
5. In the morning, I am always _____ .
6. I would love to _____ in the _____ .
I would love to have hot, steamy sex in the rain.
Bonus: Roses are ____ , Violets are ____ , YOU CREATE THE REST OF THE POEM
Roses are red
Violets are rectangular
Poetry is hard