So, I was thinking. It’s been a while since I indulged you in a tale from the bedroom, right? Well, that’s because I’ve been living like an unusually chaste nun for the entire duration of my holiday. But I’m home. And coincidentally, I, as recently as this afternoon, experienced something quite lovely. In the bedroom.
You all know where this is leading, right?
Right. On y’ vache.
I woke up unusually early this morning. Like, 9 am early. I was convinced that someone was calling for me, so you can imagine the dissapointment when, upon arriving downstairs, no-one was in immediate need of my company. Bollocks.
I know this all sounds quite boring. But stay with me here. It gets good.
As the cleaning lady and mum worked on mum’s room upstairs, I (as is my wont) started fumbling with my right nipple. Sometimes, just for giggles, I try to get myself to have a nipple-gasm. It never really works.
Apart from today.
The pure ecstasy from just… touching and teasing my nipple was just brilliant. I felt that familiar electric buzz shoot through my cunt, through my belly and right through to my breasts. It was perfect arousal.
And it also warrented my first ever attempt at a dangerwank.
A dangerwank, for those of you that do not know of this delight, is a sneaky wank when you are at risk of getting caught or being strapped for time. Since the cleaning lady and mum were upstairs, I figured I could risk it.
I slid my hand down my pants and carefully started frigging myself. However, the least bit of noise in the general vicinity of the stairs made me leap up and retreat. I realized soon enough that, just this once, it wasn’t worth risking.
Horny, and deciding to make the best of it, I delved into my already crinkly copy of “Yes Man” by Danny Wallace (which I managed to finish a few hours later). Unfortunately, I am still suffering from post-holiday-theft-frenzy-fatigue and it hit me this afternoon. I decided to have a lie-down.
A very sexy lie-down involving my lovely pink g-spot vibrator…
I soon decided that, seeing as no-one could hear me, I could go all out and have a very leisurely wank, naked and wet and open wide. Well, not exactly naked. The tank top was kept on.
In the process of rubbing my g-spot raw, I noticed something pretty amazing. I can now actually see my pussy whilst lying down! Wehey! That meant I got full and glorious view of my swollen clit for the first time, without using a mirror! Success!
It was a good day for squirting, by the way. Fingers made way for the nubby curve on the vibrator, which I pressed in hard. And… well, yeah. I really, really, really wish some prick hadn’t stolen my camera. The sight was…. truly epic. It was weird to keep going like this. After… what, four or five major gushes, I was pretty exausted. I still managed a pretty epic orgasm though. One that left me completely and utterly paralyzed for a good few minutes.
My clit wanted more, because of course. But after a few cautious frigs, I realized that my body was rebelling. I got dressed, studied the wet spot (and did a little “WHOAAAAAH”) and crawled under the covers for a nap.
As I said, I later finished “Yes Man”. With still-wet thighs.
Did I mention I kinda missed this wanking thing? It makes me excited to try out the new rabbit vibrator I won. If only I could still find it!
I shall close on this chapter of the bedroom tales with a note. Every delegate at Eroticon was given a 50 pound Lovehoney voucher, and I used mine last night. As of next week, I will be the proud owner of a FunFactory Bootie (My First Buttplug™) and a shiny Lelo Ella….